a blog for someone who cannot shut up....

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Things are tough right now....but everything will be fine.

As long as we elect Trent Reznor as President.

I see press conferences with Reznor standing next to a keyboard instead of a lectern, unleashing his special brand of emotional abuse, delivered through powerful industrial electronic riffs, upon a cowering David Gregory.

I want to see Helen Thomas find her "Happiness in Slavery".

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Movie Spotlight

Currently on Showtime Beyond:

Deep Evil (2004)

"An assault team heads into remote Alasksa following a distress signal from a top-secret weapons lab."

There are no stars listed, it is like it is not even rated.

Maybe thats because Lance Cumson is in it.

Lorenzo Lamas
Lorenzo Lamas

Stop it.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Con Man

One of the better quotes out there, courtesy of Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy). The scene when he is confronted by the police, while pretending to be a disabled Vietnam veteran, in Trading Places:

Cop: "You were in 'Nam? What unit?"

Valentine: "Uh, the Green Berets Special Unit Battalion's Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. It was hush-hush."

Sunday, May 25, 2008

back at it, then

i send too many emails to friends of mine. i should put it all here. I will try to start doing so.

currently playing : Radiohead / "Packt Like Sardines" / Amnesiac